This was an exercise given to us in drama class. The idea was to set up and perform a scene using only this dialog. I lucked out and don't remember ever having to do it in front of the class. However, I always wanted to translate it into Esperanto...

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Well	Nu
Well I'm here	Nu mi estas cxi tie
So I see	Ja mi vidas
Yes	Jes
Well	Nu
Is that all you can say?	Cxu vi ne povas diri pli
What do you want me to say?	Kion vi volas min diri?
Nothing	Nenion
Nothing?	Cxu Nenion?
You don't trust me	Vi ne fidas al mi
It's not that	Ne estas tio
Then what	Kio Do
Never mind	Ne gravas
Stop it	Cxesu tion
What?	Kio?
That!	Tio!
I can't	Mi ne povas
Try	Penu
Is that better?	Cxu tio plibonas?
This is hopeless	Tio senesperas
What's the matter?	Kio misas?
I don't know	Mi ne scias
You don't know?	Cxu Vi ne scias?
No	Ne
Tell me	Diru al mi
I can't	Mi ne povas
Then go	Iru do
I will	Mi iros

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